#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
desolation of smaug next month
desolation of smaug
So…when is Desolation of Smaug?
What’s next month?
what about second breakfast
dO YOU EVER GET PLOT BONERS
WOW THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT PLOT TWIST YOU ADDED THE EXPLANATION FROM A TINY DETAIL EARLIER IN THE STORYLINE THAT’S SEXY UMF GREAT PLOT I LOVE IT WOW THIS IS SUCH A MINDBLOWING STORY I DID NOT EXPECT THAT I AM IMMERSED AND THE CHARACTERS ARE FANTASTIC WHAT A COOLIO STORY
THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. My graphic designer soul is sobbing
Nothing beats imagination.
Gentle reminder that while the dwarves have loyalty, honor, willing hearts, and all the
manlydwarfly smolder you can shake a stick at, they are collectively about as dumb as a box of bricks.
#when bilbo baggins is the brains of your operation #your operation is fucked #this goes for you too thorin #yeah you caught on faster than kili #but that’s like saying you caught on faster than a concussed duck
literally crying at those tags omfg
'that's like saying you caught on faster than a concussed duck'
i don’t know why but this makes me want a dwarf frat boy au like i’ve never wanted anything
like fili and kili are the really adorable freshmen everybody’s vaguely worried about
and thorin is obsessed with the honour of the fraternity
and gandalf is a grad student who looks 27 or something but is actually like 45 and working on his 6th PhD and supporting himself through tutoring, growing weed, and making amateur fireworks which usually don’t blow up in people’s faces
and bofur is the only one who knows how to cook
and ori once stabbed a guy with a knitting needle during an attempted mugging
aaaaand i dk they basically kidnap bilbo who’s like an anthropology major who never has anything to do with the frats and is a hard-core member of a co-op or something
and go on a quest to win back their like engraved gold shot glass collection that was stolen by a rival frat when thorin’s grandfather was at the college
(if somebody has already written this please direct me to it asap)